As an expat Brit, we appreciate that a Royal Wedding is always an excuse to flood shops and stores with completely useless trinkets manufactured specifically as souvenirs to commemorate the young couple’s nuptials.
Just when you think you have spotted the very worst example of these, you come across one that we sincerely hope that Harry and Meghan will never use, or come to that any other couple looking for a night of sexual pleasure.
The Crown Jewels Heritage Condoms Company claim to have the most luxurious souvenir prophylactics ever created. However just as your “Prince” is about to come, they actually play a mixture of ‘God Save The Queen’ and ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’. If that doesn’t make you lose your erection, then you are a better royalist than us.
You can buy these ”Artisan-style sheaths, tailored to a regal fit and drizzled with lube, promise discerning love-makers a royal union of pleasure and style’ for just £10 each from https://www.crownjewelscondoms.co.uk/
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