iPhone XS to include revolutionary arsehole recognition technology

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  REPRINTED FROM NEWSTHUMP The new iPhone XS will recognise the unique arsehole signature of its users and automatically log them in, according to details released today. Despite a new screen and processor also being included in the new device, the revolutionary arsehole scanning technology is what has excited fans and analysts alike. Describing the … Continue reading




Even Sharks like to attack hot (near-naked) men

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  With so many hunky men being worried that the only thing that will pick them up on the beach these days is a shark the moment they step into the water, it seemed appropriate to re play this video from 2011.  It was actually made for www.Gay-ville.com a now defunct gay sublet website, and be … Continue reading



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